Action? Historic Drama? Porn? I don’t care, simply sign me up.
Bad Film +1 : The final Legion: This film need to have never ever been made, and I also don’t care. You’ve probably noticed that i’ve a penchant for epic geek flicks, which is the reason why time and once more i will be suckered into viewing films like Percy Jackson, Stardust, or Eragon. This phenomenon was being discussed by me with Adam escort services in Shreveport over at 31 tastes of Terror, whom suffers likewise for their love of horror films. He quoted a journalist whom likened it to being therefore thirsty for one thing good, we’ll crawl via a wilderness towards a mirage in order to take in the sand. Yeah, well, when it comes down to faux-historic, action/magic dumb-fuckery, I’ll make the gulp that is big please, having a straw.
The Final Legion ended up being bad. It had been tacky and facile, predictable into the components with regards to wasn’t being entirely nonsensical. The main reason we liked it comes down down seriously to this: it had large amount of arrows. By my reckoning, the more arrows a movie has, the higher it really is. In addition had dramatic landscapes and ruins, of course there’s something I favor a lot more than arrows or these craptastic films, it is Ozymandianesque ruins.
The legion that is last the story of…some kid, who’s on the lam through the Roman army, along side Merlin and Colin Firth. (more…)